T-Rex & Saw

OhNgo: i just yelled “mother f*cker” and dropped a bunch of papers after one of them hit me square in the open wound”

OhNgo: it is torture typing…

Deezy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Deezy: saw hands

OhNgo: i feel like it’s still appropriate..so my new year’s resolution hasn’t been broken yet…and i think everyone saw that i was in genuine pain

OhNgo: as i walk away from the pile clutching my hand…

OhNgo: LOLOLOL

Deezy: so did you write a complaint letter yet about revenge of the Trex

OhNgo: no..i was just thinking about the t-rex revenge!!

OhNgo: i need to yelp it upppp

OhNgo: i swear i could NOT get any tp to come out..

OhNgo: i almost had to call for help***

Deezy: hahahaha

*to explain t-rex: our waiter at the bowling place absolutely refused to pick any of the plates up without someone handing them to him… this gets annoying since there’s 15 of us. So after he walks away I make the t-rex comment.

**T-Rex revenge: well apparently the people that go to dave & busters have the mentality of elementary students..so…they have these super-save-a-roll guards up.. which are challenging for even the most dexterous drunks..BUT almost every one of my fingers is hurt.. which is where the Saw reference comes in…

***Ladies – 1st Rule of ANY restroom: Go for the TP first. Saves you a lot of trouble… AND should you need to call for help..you’ll still be decent.

Aaaannnnd…I come out with my freaking hand bleeding..

lesson I learned: Don’t make fun of short-armed lazy waiters.