First of all, this video is AWESOME. It seriously reminds me of the time a group of us were floating the river, and this super cute girl is HAMMING IT UP as everyone is chanting “show your tits!!, show your tits!!!”. Then, we witnessed the most glorius thing ever. While building the anticipation and feelin the ‘vibe’, she inadvertently over-stayed her welcome on the side of the raft she was perched on and SPLAT goes the slut!! Ahaahaha!!! Oh man, I might be on YouTube all night trying to find that one. I had a camera tooo!! Ugh…If only we had eaten more than jelloshots & painkillers for lunch…
Anyways, here’s some background info and my side of the conversation after I receive a hate text from my friend’s girlfriend the other morning:
Uh ominous text much?!
“hey kris I know ya’ll are friends, but out of respect for me id appreciate it if you don’t let your emotions get attached to him bc that wouldn’t be cool in my book. Thanks”
WTF? Don’t tell her I told you though – that’ll seriously make it worse.. Hopefully I was clear enough in my response. I am in no mood to deal with some other girl’s imaginary shit.
I understand where she’s coming from…and it’s better for her to come to me than to keep harping on you about it. If I wasn’t currently in my awkward silence HELL I probably would’ve been so taken aback. She was drunk… and I think like most girls she’s probably been dicked over a couple times and is just cautious. I told her I’m glad she brought it up….. you know..after I told her WTF he & I are just friends. I’ve already told you this and I’m actually offended that you would say that… Yada yada…
Well.. A lot of good our little ‘heart to heart’ did for us….
Please see below for my latest text war analysis (clicka clicka..):
Crazy: Illustrated in a Text Conversation…
I have a lot of good girlfriends…So, to be clear, it’s not like I’m one of those girls that can only be friends with dudes because all other women are “hos & tricks”…
I just can’t be friends with this one in particular because she is bat sh*t crazy… and I don’t want it to rub off on me.
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oooh i will be posting an update to this story vuuuury sooon LOLOLOL
Lmfao! well executed! high five.
Is she in that new movie “the crazies” (heheee)
can’t stand men or women like that….
in a Baz Luhrmann voice… get over yourselves crazies, karma’s a b*tch!
aahahahahahaha!!!! hilarious :D
“… and I don’t want it to rub off on me.”
Does anyone have the balls to tell her it might be too late?
Jus kidding, don’t shoot!!!