John Mayer is a DBag..And a Word to Our President...

Happy President’s Day!!

Newsflash: John Mayer is the opposite of ‘gangsta’ by any definition.  He is actually more like the chode of all chodes…. and he should probably just stop talking… for like 2 years.  Anyways, here is an excerpt from his Playboy interview transcript:

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n**ger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

PLAYBOY: At this point, what’s your ideal relationship?

MAYER: Here’s what I really want to do at 32: f*ck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!” So she says, “I love this guy.” I say, “I love this girl loving me.” And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I’m already playing house. And when I lose interest she’s going to say, “Why would you do that if you didn’t want to stick with me?”

PLAYBOY: Why do you do it?

MAYER: Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m f*cking you, I’m trying to f*ck every man who’s ever f*cked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”

Ok, now my turn!

Just because he is a douche(I’m not going to start the racist discussion..I just don’t have it in me so I’ll save it..), doesn’t mean I can necessarily blame him.  It all boils down to ‘who was the asshole first’ argument.  A man will do what a woman lets him get away with.  So, what woman started this cycle?  If he wasn’t famous and able to run through such a high volume of ‘disposable’ girls, then this shitshow wouldn’t have ever happened.  Girls, unwittingly created this monster.  By letting him use their bodies, not as a wonderland, but rather as a tool to overcome his own insecurities..

No girl could ever really see(until now..good job jackass..) that it wasn’t about her and him. It was only about him & his perception of where he ranked among whoever else she might have ever f*cked before…despite not knowing who those men are…

He’s trapped in a competition to out-fuck himself in the a$s..not the white women’s previous lovers’…because that is all that matters in his own reality.

It’s disturbing. And his music sucks.   Now, here is a song that we should all listen to and try to emulate in our daily experiences:

Oh, and I went ahead and broke it down (clicka clicka)…:

woooot :)  xoxo- kris