Missed Connection...

ohngo:“>

ohngo: bomb dropper

ohngo: you there?

deEzy:  yup

ohngo:soooo

ohngo: i get this message on myspace

ohngo:from this guy….

ohngo: and i read it…because my profile is private

ohngo: and no one messages me now they can’t wha..you get it

ohngo: and it’s this guy saying he met me at

ohngo: ROCKIN RODEO

ohngo: back on TEEN NIGHT

deEzy: :-t

ohngo: and i asked him to dance…

Him: You’re gonna think this is crazy but it’s a reflection of the informational society we now live in… I was just bored and I remembered your name from like 12 years ago. At least I think it’s you in the pic. I was at Rockin’ Rodeo and it was like ’97 or something and you actually came up to me and asked me to dance. I told you that I was mixed Asian and White and you told me that you were too. I asked you is you kicked it with any Asians and you told me there were none at your school. Anyways, if you don’t think it’s too strange, holla at me. Peace.

To which I replied:

rockin f*cking rodeo?! omfg…you couldn’t make that up if you TRIED!!! although..i’m going to be honest.. i don’t remember. aaahahahaaha:)

Him:

I ain’t bullshittin’ either. The main reason I remember you is because you actually asked me to dance, which is pretty forward for a chick. I always remember all the girls who approached me over the other ones.

Me:

i cannot believe i was that ballsy at like 16 yrs old?! that is insane..and totally not me – and i haven’t danced with a dude in YEARS… they just slow me down :)

ohngo: pretty benign right? i mean..i’m not going to act all uppity to someone who i’ve obviously already met…

ohngo:and he kind of looked like he could be my brother…so family’s family..

deEzy: aaaww!! thats like “missed connections” on Craigs list sh*t

ohngo:yeah. well, apparently we ‘missed’ this connection

ohngo: because he was IN JAIL FOR 4 YEARS

deEzy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ohngo: he’s actually really interesting though..

ohngo: lololol..

ohngo: only me dude…only me.

deEzy: that is so awesome.

ohngo: f*ckn myspace…

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