An Indian, An Englishman & Two Ladies Discuss...

An Indian with an Anglicized Name Makes a Generous Offer…

timmy: i just offered nancy some mango juice and she got mad at me

ohngo:: LOLOL

timmy: who the fuck doesnt like mango juice

timmy: its not like i brought over flowers

timmy: no need to get offended over fucking mango juice

timmy: its delicious

timmy: and its a beverage

timmy: and indian people love it even more

ohngo:: LOLOL

timmy: i’m so goddamn pissed

ohngo:: omfg

ohngo:: will stop by later

ohngo:: i’m sorry she’s a B

ohngo:: so how did you offer this mango juice?

timmy: so i walked by her desk

timmy: and asked her if she wanted girl scout cookies b/c I bought some from bob’s daughter to be nice

timmy: and she said what kind

timmy: so I went over and brought them to her

ohngo:: i think you should start making fun of her

timmy: and she was like no thanks; i don’t like these

ohngo:: waaat?!

timmy: so then I walked back to my desk

timmy: took the mango juice out of my bag and said “take this instead; it’s really good”

ohngo:: well…at least you didn’t fly to NJ.

ohngo:: she’s rude

ohngo:: and close-minded

timmy: and the thing is

timmy: i was really productive before i did that

timmy: now i just feel like crap

timmy: and can’t get anything done

ohngo:: if someone said “take this..it’s good”.. i would say ‘wow..i’ve never had this before

ohngo:: i don’t know if i like it, but i’ll try it’

timmy: actually she said

timmy: “i’ve had it before and I don’t like it”

ohngo:: eeek..

timmy: it’s fucking mango juice

timmy: i don’t know how a person can’t like it

timmy: it costs 2 dollars for an 8 ounce bottle

timmy: that’s how good it is

 An Englishman, a Beauty & Beans…

ep: oh and i just went out and bought 30 odd cans of lentils and black beans….

ep: the girl at the check out went beep beep beep beep

ep: beep beep beep beep….. etc

ep: and looks at me like i;m a fucking freak… so douchebag that i am says….

ep: i like beans.

ohngo: aaaaaahahhaha

ep: she went back to beeping

ep: she was cute too

ep: why didnt i say,.. all these beans and lentils and no one to eat them with.. what are you doing later ay!!

ohngo: ahhh..if she would have laughed at you…

ohngo: that would have been a better story

ep: i know

ep: she actually looked at me like i was mental

ep: you know when you see a mental guy with a satchel buying milk

ep: and toilet roll

ep: and thats it

ep: well i was HIM

 

Finally….

Proof that Lunacy is Genetic*…

*Irrespective of the case study:  Crazy is as Crazy does…Nguyen/Tequila Family

mammy: i heart english pat

mammy: hilarious…

ohngo: yes – he’s really funny

ohngo: unrelated:  everyone here is an idiot

mammy: anything else new on the horizon…oh, of course…whats going on there? s.o.s…im being ass raped right now by the new ac/heating unit people from wolf creek…

ohngo: MOM

mammy: im supposed to take gram to get her hair done next Saturday..

ohngo: work computer

ohngo: LOLOLOL

mammy: oops

mammy: not literally a** raped

mammy: i’ll talk to you later,,,or call me at lunch…no one eats with u anyway

 

Additional Commentary:

ep:  HAHAHAHAH when you said you were on a work pc she recorrected the a** rape like your HR department would then think it was fine!!!