Do Your Own Taxes, Alec Baldwin...and an Idiot.

Happy Tax Day!

In case you were wondering:  (1)  I’m alive.  (2)  You need to pay your taxes today, and (3)  Everything is on the record.  Mostly for writer’s block…and a little for blackmail purposes….sometimes.

Anyway – I’ve had writer’s block for a while now, but really only because I want to write about how much I love Alec Baldwin–But, as you all know…I really only have one tone that I am able to communicate clearly:  Sarcasm–And I don’t want to look like a creep.

So, here’s a small dose of New Year’s sarcasm to (a) buy me some time so I can pencil-whip my Alec Baldwin post into presentable form, (b) remind you all to pick a charity, any charity and donate, and (c) do your own taxes.

I prefer the Star of Hope, but here’s one that I found for literacy:  http://www.neuhaus.org/ (See below.)

kris ngo vs. cut 'n shoot menace (click for larger view)

And,  here’s the website that I use to do my taxes every year:  http://taxactonline.com

If the general public is expected to do it, it can’t be that fucking hard, right?

xoxo

-k