Women who try to hang with the Good ‘ol boys, are really just scheming, catty, cunt jerks who put on a fucking pantsuit and:
US Choices:
a. Jump at every chance to undercut anyone that might actually want to advance their knowledge of their job beyond their current position; then validate their actions with a flippant ‘it’s just business’ and get back to being miserable.
b. Really suck at their job, so they blow every business-related dick as though each one might inflate into a fucking life preserver to help them stay afloat in a sea of suits; often cheating on their spouse/significant other, because they are seeking validation for being such pricks through a prick…A prick they will never have, if you will.
c. Live in Cypress, TX
UK Choices:
d. walk around their office infront of a video camera and replay it at home to practise their cunt walk
e. buy new spectacles so they can look down their nose at any sub human below them in the pecking order ‘cunt’ train
f. pull up old ladies panties before fixing their power belt because when they eventually do bend over to take a hammering the nakedness of truth exposes them as an old bitch that never got married
g. All of the above.
Extra credit:
Which of the following are true?
a. Black people like chicken and can dance.
b. White people like chicken and can’t dance.
c. Mexicans like Jesus air fresheners because they drive drunk.
d. Women are conniving back-stabbers who need stop pretending to be men; learn their place and get the fuck back in the kitchen and make some pie.
e. All of the above.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd30JESdb9o
Over & out,
kris
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