It all started one lazy day last summer, I interrupted a “Finding Bigfoot” marathon by casually dropping a good old-fashioned, ‘Let’s get a cat,’ bomb.
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Tags: bad, catlady, fucking ridiculous, moose, new low, pterodactyls, thunder stealer | Category: what had happened was...
 Like most things in life—driving doesn’t have shit to do with how good you are at it. The ability to get from point A to B really only comes down to random events and luck. Think about it, and I’ll spare you the deep, philosophical mumbo jumbo. more…  I’ve never really understood what Valentine’s is supposed to be about–I can’t remember any Valentine’s Day that I’ve ever just been so overwhelmed with romance that I’ve been all dopey-eyed with sappy love beams…with stupid curly hair and spinning around in some random field like a goddamned more… Tags: bad, catlady, computer programs, fail, fucking ridiculous, new low, online dating | Category: e-HOles, what had happened was...
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