p.s. these are funny…

"I will SHIT a DONKEY on you!!"
- overthetop

"you're the Liz Taylor of CCHS"

- iamthepush

"I will beat you till all you know how to say is 'I love Taylor Swift'."

- ohngo

"You and babies go together like oil and water."

- mipena

"I heart wine. It takes today's sorrows and sloshes them around with happiness."
- deEzy
"Don't get fresh with me Ngo...I aint no cop"

- kash-hole

"Can't we just be hippies and live off each other in harmony?"

- deEzy

"I put your ho back on her leash. You're welcome."

-ohngo

"Really? I think we both know my true true calling is arguing with cops. I dream about it. I don't dream about writing.."

-ohngo

"I bought a ruler today and thought of you."

- msJones

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