p.s. these are funny…

"I will SHIT a DONKEY on you!!"
- overthetop

"you're the Liz Taylor of CCHS"

- iamthepush

"I will beat you till all you know how to say is 'I love Taylor Swift'."

- ohngo

"You and babies go together like oil and water."

- mipena

"I heart wine. It takes today's sorrows and sloshes them around with happiness."
- deEzy
"Don't get fresh with me Ngo...I aint no cop"

- kash-hole

"Can't we just be hippies and live off each other in harmony?"

- deEzy

"I put your ho back on her leash. You're welcome."

-ohngo

"Really? I think we both know my true true calling is arguing with cops. I dream about it. I don't dream about writing.."

-ohngo

"I bought a ruler today and thought of you."

- msJones

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A Cat Named Moose: The Shit Heard 'Round the World...

meet moose.

It all started one lazy day last summer, I interrupted a “Finding Bigfoot” marathon by casually dropping a good old-fashioned, ‘Let’s get a cat,’ bomb.

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It's Hard Out There for a Ngggggo....

ohngo-weekly-summary

Let’s just say I’ve reached the bottom of my barrel and I’m just trying my best to stay out of the red these days…but I’m still pretty much sucking at

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Not unlike any other day...

frog-dream

So, now that God was good and pissed-off, it was my turn, when he asked, “Did you believe in me?” I said, “Uh, well, not really…”and I just kind of nervously laughed and nodded at the screen, and said, “I mean, you can at least see why, right?” And he laughed a little and shrugged his shoulders in a sort of “Ah, at least she’s honest, kind of way…” which made me feel relieved…But he still sent me

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