p.s. these are funny…

"I will SHIT a DONKEY on you!!"
- overthetop

"you're the Liz Taylor of CCHS"

- iamthepush

"I will beat you till all you know how to say is 'I love Taylor Swift'."

- ohngo

"You and babies go together like oil and water."

- mipena

"I heart wine. It takes today's sorrows and sloshes them around with happiness."
- deEzy
"Don't get fresh with me Ngo...I aint no cop"

- kash-hole

"Can't we just be hippies and live off each other in harmony?"

- deEzy

"I put your ho back on her leash. You're welcome."

-ohngo

"Really? I think we both know my true true calling is arguing with cops. I dream about it. I don't dream about writing.."

-ohngo

"I bought a ruler today and thought of you."

- msJones

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Heineken, Hash and the Asian Caboose

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The red light district wasn’t as seedy as you’d imagine, I’m happy to report. I don’t see what the big deal is anyway…Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, right? SO—at least it’s regulated over there. Just saying, I’d take the red light district over the dirty shit that goes on at Treasures in Houston, any

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Hippies, Your Mom, and Beyond...

Of course, yoga made me start thinking about hippies, which was then exacerbated by the fact that I stumbled into some weed on the very same weekend…which of course made me start thinking about Dave

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Fuck.

dick.

I’m not good at smoking and not

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