p.s. these are funny…

"I will SHIT a DONKEY on you!!"
- overthetop

"you're the Liz Taylor of CCHS"

- iamthepush

"I will beat you till all you know how to say is 'I love Taylor Swift'."

- ohngo

"You and babies go together like oil and water."

- mipena

"I heart wine. It takes today's sorrows and sloshes them around with happiness."
- deEzy
"Don't get fresh with me Ngo...I aint no cop"

- kash-hole

"Can't we just be hippies and live off each other in harmony?"

- deEzy

"I put your ho back on her leash. You're welcome."

-ohngo

"Really? I think we both know my true true calling is arguing with cops. I dream about it. I don't dream about writing.."

-ohngo

"I bought a ruler today and thought of you."

- msJones

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A Cat Named Moose: The Shit Heard 'Round the World...

meet moose.

It all started one lazy day last summer, I interrupted a “Finding Bigfoot” marathon by casually dropping a good old-fashioned, ‘Let’s get a cat,’ bomb.

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Another Year, Another VD and The e-Hall of Shame...

Happy Valentine's Day

I’ve never really understood what Valentine’s is supposed to be about–I can’t remember any Valentine’s Day that I’ve ever just been so overwhelmed with romance that I’ve been all dopey-eyed with sappy love beams…with stupid curly hair and spinning around in some random field like a goddamned

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Are you there Brad? It's me, Kris...

well, I'll be...

So, I finally got around to responding to Brad, which probably wouldn’t have been the best ‘how we met’ story to tell our children, but as you know, the less I like someone, the more normal I act, and I was a little scared of him…so maybe I took longer than

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