p.s. these are funny…

"I will SHIT a DONKEY on you!!"
- overthetop

"you're the Liz Taylor of CCHS"

- iamthepush

"I will beat you till all you know how to say is 'I love Taylor Swift'."

- ohngo
"You and babies go together like oil and water."

- mipena
"I heart wine. It takes today's sorrows and sloshes them around with happiness."
- deEzy
"Don't get fresh with me Ngo...I aint no cop"

- kash-hole

"Can't we just be hippies and live off each other in harmony?"

- deEzy
"I put your ho back on her leash. You're welcome."

-ohngo

"Really? I think we both know my true true calling is arguing with cops. I dream about it. I don't dream about writing.."

-ohngo

"I bought a ruler today and thought of you."

- msJones

gifted & talented:

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Curtis Interruptus

November 25th, 2010
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Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all is well and that none of you are pouting or plotting revenge over flavorless, meatless stuffing, because that’s where I’m at right now and I’m fucking

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E-Huh?

November 11th, 2010
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In one of my classic, drunken searches for the end of the internet, which started by soaking up every geeky bit of information there is to be found on Lifehacker, and—as always, ended up with me trolling NYC Craigslist for writing, computer and other miscellaneous gigs…I remember sending this little gem on Best of and then…I blacked

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A light-hearted lesson on VD...

February 15th, 2010
Oh Ngo...
scared of cupid's arrows

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