It all started one lazy day last summer, I interrupted a “Finding Bigfoot” marathon by casually dropping a good old-fashioned, ‘Let’s get a cat,’ bomb.
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Tags: bad, catlady, fucking ridiculous, moose, new low, pterodactyls, thunder stealer | Category: what had happened was...
 So, now that God was good and pissed-off, it was my turn, when he asked, “Did you believe in me?” I said, “Uh, well, not really…”and I just kind of nervously laughed and nodded at the screen, and said, “I mean, you can at least see why, right?” And he laughed a little and shrugged his shoulders in a sort of “Ah, at least she’s honest, kind of way…” which made me feel relieved…But he still sent me more… Tags: blowjobs, church, fucking ridiculous, god, sex, thunder stealer | Category: what had happened was...
 You’ll be glad to know I got a little nibble the other day, and it was remarkable in that it wasn’t a nudge, or flex-match: it was actually the only non-creepy Icebreaker I’ve received to date because (a) it wasn’t a wink, and (b) this dude actually seems to have his shit together…Which I’ve determined mostly because, according to his profile, and even taking a slim, yet reasonable margin of error into account, he will be able to reach things that I can’t without any hitch. more… Tags: bad, boys, fail, fucking ridiculous, men, online dating, thunder stealer | Category: brief exchanges.., e-HOles, what had happened was...
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