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 So, I finally got around to responding to Brad, which probably wouldn’t have been the best ‘how we met’ story to tell our children, but as you know, the less I like someone, the more normal I act, and I was a little scared of him…so maybe I took longer than more… Tags: bad, boys, catlady, fucking ridiculous, new low, online dating, thunder stealer | Category: e-HOles, what had happened was...
 While, sometimes… I want to punch my memory in the uvula—my ability to recollect, while excessive, neurotic, and brutally random; it helps me keeps the good memories fresh; and then I just let booze & blues takes care of the more… Tags: bad, boys, fail, fucking ridiculous, men, monkeys, online dating, stalker, thunder stealer | Category: e-HOles, what had happened was...
 I specifically request them and my friends are happy to oblige. They drunk-text me all the time, because (1) it’s hilarious, (2) they know I save my texts and hope I will quote them, (3) they want to make me jealous of all the fun they’re having without me, or (4) they’re being arrested and want me to call my bail bondsman…(I’ve been to jail the most, so it makes more… Tags: bad, boys, catlady, drunk-text, fail, men, rachel ray, sex, stalker, thunder stealer, women | Category: brief exchanges.., what had happened was...
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